The whole “Kids are canonly white” debacle is the best thing since “Protect Fart Fetish Dave 2014” thing that went on.
Ahh, never change Cherubplay Tag, Never change.
I know it was a glitch with the hoverover option, but what if it wasnt?
What if they were genuine, or…
Tumblr ladies and gentleman.
Make one tiny comment and accusations of “Nazi Apologists, and Racism” come out.
Seriously all of you are like over sensitive children I swear.
The dude was joking around using the hover feature. You know just for a little laugh, it wasnt meant to be serious.
do you ever get tired of being a terrible excuse for a human being or
Minato and Aigis screaming all personas froms P3
smt2 doodle :>
(This is also a question you may find yourself asking about other, very-similar-but-not-the-same bugs. Wars have been fought over this.)
So, here we go.
Glomeris marginata, a pillipede. Note the chunky little antennae and the unified butt-plate.
Armadillidium vulgare, a roly-poly pillbug. Note the longer, thinner antennae and the jointed butt-plate.
Jointed butt-plate! This makes the pillbug’s rolled-up shape significantly more spherical than the pillipede’s.
Armadillidium vulgare, as an isopod, only has one pair of legs per segment. You will note that this is probably way more than you would like it to have, and that this is an okay feeling to have.
Glomeris marginata, as a millipede, has two pairs of legs per segment. This is a much less-okay number to have, but the pillipede is not interested in discussing this with you.
Completely weird butt-plate. This is Porcellio scaber, a non-roly-poly woodlouse (also called sowbugs). Those little doohickeys that mean it can’t roll up are called uropods, and it can drink through them, because invertebrates.
BRADY THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE MAKING PUNS
PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!
IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.
If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
- Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
- Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
- If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
- See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!
Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.
Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.
Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.
If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.
Re-reblogging because I checked Snopes, and not only is this shit true, but the text on this is pretty much the same as it is there! Stay safe, kiddos.
According to the US Department of Agriculture, these are currently the states and provinces in North America where Giant Hogweed is present. Even if your state/province is “clear” that doesn’t mean that it is not there. If you see Giant Hogweed in your yard or anywhere please call your DOA! This stuff is mad deadly!
oh my god, oh my fucking god
she’s contributed her entire career to shitting on what is practically a nonexistent group of trendy deviantart-esque strawmen feminists that she’s convinced is like the majority of tumblr feminism
like she keeps drawing black people being yes men to her shitty opinions she’s delusional
plebcomics are like the definition of strawman argument. the plebcomics person doesnt wanna start a conversation, she wants to draw caricatures of the “snobby elitist sjws” and act as the voice of reason. there’s no constructive thought to it, just “these ppl are dumb, i’m smart, obviously” it’s destructive, it’s not helpful, it’s absurd
yeah theres plenty of tumblr sjws who have problematic opinions but the way plebcomics writes all of them is just they’re all terrible, no redemption, 1000 yrs in prison no parole. its counter productive
challenge: find an anti-SJ comic that isn’t based entirely around strawman arguments and absurd exaggerations